Monday, November 9, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The miraculous phenomena that occur are clearly shown in this footage.
The cats that I know, and have known, can sleep for 10 hours straight, so none of this "relaxed-cat compilation" is very impressive, seeing as though it's only six minutes long...
*That being said, anyone who pays this close attention to their cat is probably a good and caring pet owner.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
This video contains very important information concerning the nature of reality. Watch it NOW before it reaches 1000 views! ;)
I know I'm intrigued...
You can visit Mary Gabrielle's site here.*
Monday, October 19, 2009
I have little to say about this character except that I hope the FBI is watching Pastor Manning as he attempts to incite people to "find a way to get rid of Obama", the "long-legged mack daddy", or else "white folk" are "gonna riot"...
I'm not posting all of this interview here (as you can find it, if you care). But, if you want to hear about as far as you can go talking with someone like this, it takes another type of big ego. Have fun!
Friday, October 16, 2009
Below is an example of a noble, yet ultimately futile attempt by an intelligent individual to inform the person who posted this as to what the pictures are.
BooItsErin:"a lot of those things are explained:the first two pictures are of pygmy seahorses, 0.34 is a fox, 0.43, 0.48, 0.52 & 1.40 are clearly fake ¬¬, 1.16 is just an animals foot, 1.28 is a tarsier, 1.41 is an andrewsachus model in a museum or something, 1.49 is probably a hairless fox or coyote or something due to mange, 2.07 is an aye-aye (and its a type of lemur, like the tarsier), 2.21 is a blobfish"
Monday, October 12, 2009
I love how the husband is just smiling. Why do I get the feeling that she blesses her family with these "emotional moments" way too often?
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Jesus. Would one of you Fine Christians give her a fucking hand?
This guy looks like he thinks he's really got his shit together.
Pile of clown trash. Federal Triangle, Washington, DC. 9/13/09
FYI, These people drink diet root beer.
Friday, September 4, 2009
"You know what my problem is? I watch too much news, man, that's my problem, that's why I'm so depressed all the time, I figured it out. I watch too much CNN, man. I don't know if you've ever sat around and watched CNN more than, I don't know, 20 hours in one day...I don't recommend that. Watch CNN Headline News for 1 hour, it's the most depressing thing you'll ever fucking do: WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS, RECESSION, DEPRESSION. WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS...Then, you look out your window. [makes cricket-chirping sounds] "Where's all this shit happening? Ted Turner's making this shit up! Jane Fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter: 'By 1992, we will all die of AIDS; read that on the air. I don't get laid, no one gets laid!'" I'm writing Jane Fonda: 'Will you fuck this guy so we can get some good news, please?' I want to see a well-laid Ted Turner newscast: "Hey, it's all going to work out. Here's sports."
This find is for Bill. It's kind of reassuring to see how things don't change over the years.
Actual CNN.com homepage screenshot (framed for posterity). September 3rd, 2009, 8:45PM
Jeezus! It's like this blog, but without the jokes...
"Honey, have you seen the news today?"
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Thankfully, there are options out there ranging from pet care to post-rapture message delivery services so you can tie up all those loose ends and really party in the clouds!
*This is crazy stuff people! After a lot of thinking I have decided that animals DO get to go to heaven. Do they not have souls? If we loved them so much in life, why would God deprive us of their eternal company? Animals are just like us and they get to have a good time in heaven, too! Look, I found pictures! "No more prejudice, no more judgement!"
"I can finally dress how I feel."
"Massage my fin. All I ever wanted was to be loved."
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
But scientist Yuegang Zuo didn't have an armchair (just a hammock). He needed to prove it. After all, scientific evidence of this cocaine-on-money theory is what all of us have been waiting for.
Lo and behold, Yuegang found that, "Not all bills are involved in drug use; they can get contaminated inside currency-counting machines at the bank."
Wow! He should do another test to see if traces of the white stuff can transfer in a wallet. How about in a purse or money clip? Hmmm...There's a lot more work to be done on this important topic.
Adam Negrusz, an associate professor of forensic sciences explains the reason for the research, and it's NOT media coverage (liar's language is highlighted).
"Imagine a bank teller who's working with cash-counting machine in the basement of the bank," Negrusz said. "Many of those bills, over 90 percent, are contaminated with cocaine. There is cocaine dust around the machines. These bank tellers breathe in cocaine. Cocaine gets into system, and you can test positive for cocaine. ... That's what's behind this whole thing that triggered testing money for drugs."*
This is utter bullshit. It's safe to say that if you test positive for cocaine, you were taking it nasally, intentionally, to the inside back of your face.
CNN, time to go back to serial killers. How 'bout an exposé on Jack the Ripper? You're only 120 years late.
Bank tellers don't test positive for cocaine (unless they used it).
People have tried this excuse in court, and failed.
*For an interesting take on deception in written and spoken language, check this out.
She's super-nice and just trying to help you understand that evolution is wrong. Trust her.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
*I take 1000% credit for finding this small, illusive tile of the internet, all by myself. One can find no reference to it on any existing, searchable webpage...that is until I click publish post, right now.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
He likes to run his "Superman Software Program" but often switches over to his "Batman Software Program". A must listen; the connections he finds are indisputable and very important for the future of our world.
*Rod here is a real character and very interesting for any mind-divers/psychonauts-by-proxy. Getting blazed before listening to any of his podcasts is probably advisable.
Monday, July 27, 2009
"Humans couldn't have made the crop circles (even though their inventors came forward). At least SOME of them MUST have been made by aliens!"
"Ancient Eygyptians couldn't have constructed the pyramids because they are, like, totally ginourmous and point to stars and stuff that they couldn't have possibly understood. Another species or culture or maybe aliens must have done it...or at least helped"
"Stone Henge is totally unexplainable because they would have had to move and lift those big rocks. They didn't have the technology so it must have been something supernatural or from another world. Keep an open mind!"
That type of thinking is done by people who could never possibly come up with an interesting theory of their own, let alone rediscover ancient building techniques, like Wally has. Screw them. Check this out:
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Monday, July 13, 2009
So...any of you cledges play Warhammer? Come on, it's okay, I know you do...
Monday, July 6, 2009
wHat'S YoUr fAvoRiTe pArT?!
*disclaimer ~ I'm fairly sure the bewildered grandma above is not the disturbing/disturbed hellspawn on the recording.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
*disclaimer ~ I have no idea who the people in these photos are.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
This is the best, best, best!
"Everywhere we look, the visual spectrum is rainbows."
Are those bullet holes in the fence?
Thursday, June 18, 2009
According to police, Shawna Forde and two accomplices broke into a suspected drug dealer's house, killed him and his 9-year old daughter and wounded his wife. And it was all for this smirking slunt's dream of "starting a revolution against the United States government," according to her brother.
The plan involved recruiting members of the Aryan Nations to slaughter drug dealers (and their children, apparently) so they could steal the drugs and sell them themselves. They didn't make it too far though. At least it was a thoroughly thought through plan...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
"Alright, uploaded my best angle to my universe...my internet."
So this guy (that's him) has 5,540 posts on Graveyard of the Gods (? wow~the internet is vast). Read his posts at the link above.
He enters this 26 page long(!) chat with with a classic paranoiac internet nutball post:
"What's wrong with us is that we don't worship Big Brother, nor engage in dogmatic doublethink. Your standard of "right" is imposed by the Ministry of Obscurantism, and, as Nietzsche suggested, should be overcome. We must transcend the stupid herd mentality."
I often find internet conspiracy theorists retort with/resort to this type of esoteric hogwash, then retreat with a curious sense of superiority for avoiding conflict. Apparently, they are basically playing wacky, unfiltered mad-libs with their own internal dialogues.
Time Cube's discoverer/founder/sole believer/sole proponent Gene Ray (self-titled "Dr. Gene Ray - Cubic and Wisest Human") is not much different than a lot of the people featured on this blog. He just has the fortitude (balls) to dream up his own delusions instead of regurgitating someone else's. Cheers to him!
...and Tulip is just her name. Nothing to do with:
Perseverance of the Saints
Any religion whose adherents live their lives acting self-righteously patronizing while continuously paying lip service to the fact that they are still just as "totally depraved" as you has got to make you sick.
*and yes, all you Calvinists are just as self-deluded as the flat earth guy below this post. ;)
You see, in his "mind", ALL RE (round earth) theories are merely misinformed opinions or lies. ALL photos of the earth from space are faked by a global conspiracy (oh shit!) that he alone is intelligent enough to have figured out...kinda.
Oh yeah, he has 7,553 posts as of this writing. Take a trip over to the FE (flat earth) forums and say hi.