Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Illuminati in Washington DC ~ The Government's been giving us the finger

These masonic, evil, Illuminati icons were built directly into the layout of Washington DC's streets according to some highly enlightened researchers. However, upon further inspection, even more insidious symbols were intentionally left there for us to discover. It's as if they're laughing in our very faces like the English longbow men of old, taunting...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Time Magazine's Most Absurd Covers

Reason magazine has a interesting article on the alarmist covers that TIME has published over the last 40 years. I thought this one from June 19, 1972 was particularly ridiculous.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Metallic Oxide Salts? NIMBY!

This is the best, best, best!

"Everywhere we look, the visual spectrum is rainbows."

Are those bullet holes in the fence?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

A Real Conspiracy ~ Psychotic, Racist, White-Nationalist, Murder-Gang Alert.

Let's talk about really dangerous, deluded, superstitious, self-righteous people for a second.

According to police, Shawna Forde and two accomplices broke into a suspected drug dealer's house, killed him and his 9-year old daughter and wounded his wife. And it was all for this smirking slunt's dream of "starting a revolution against the United States government," according to her brother.

The plan involved recruiting members of the Aryan Nations to slaughter drug dealers (and their children, apparently) so they could steal the drugs and sell them themselves. They didn't make it too far though. At least it was a thoroughly thought through plan...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Time Cube Follow-up ~ OK, Gene Ray (possibly) has one follower.

"Alright, uploaded my best angle to my universe...my internet."

So this guy (that's him) has 5,540 posts on Graveyard of the Gods (? wow~the internet is vast). Read his posts at the link above.

He enters this 26 page long(!) chat with with a classic paranoiac internet nutball post:

"What's wrong with us is that we don't worship Big Brother, nor engage in dogmatic doublethink. Your standard of "right" is imposed by the Ministry of Obscurantism, and, as Nietzsche suggested, should be overcome. We must transcend the stupid herd mentality."

I often find internet conspiracy theorists retort with/resort to this type of esoteric hogwash, then retreat with a curious sense of superiority for avoiding conflict. Apparently, they are basically playing wacky, unfiltered mad-libs with their own internal dialogues.

Time Cube and Gene Ray ~ A Living Archetype.

For those of you not privileged to have yet encountered the (aggressively) proposed theory of everything known as Time Cube, it's your lucky day.

Time Cube's discoverer/founder/sole believer/sole proponent Gene Ray (self-titled "Dr. Gene Ray - Cubic and Wisest Human") is not much different than a lot of the people featured on this blog. He just has the fortitude (balls) to dream up his own delusions instead of regurgitating someone else's. Cheers to him!

This is just a cat...

...and Tulip is just her name. Nothing to do with:

Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistible Grace
Perseverance of the Saints

Any religion whose adherents live their lives acting self-righteously patronizing while continuously paying lip service to the fact that they are still just as "totally depraved" as you has got to make you sick.

*and yes, all you Calvinists are just as self-deluded as the flat earth guy below this post. ;)

Flat Earth ~ Who really believes in (on) it? Tom Bishop, that's who.

Some people claim to believe the earth is flat.

Tom Bishop (that's him), a virtual one-man-army on the message boards at the Flat Earth Society website, is ready to take on all comers, and to tell you that you simply have NO good evidence that the earth is round.

You see, in his "mind", ALL RE (round earth) theories are merely misinformed opinions or lies. ALL photos of the earth from space are faked by a global conspiracy (oh shit!) that he alone is intelligent enough to have figured out...kinda.

Oh yeah, he has 7,553 posts as of this writing. Take a trip over to the FE (flat earth) forums and say hi.