...and Tulip is just her name. Nothing to do with:
Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistible Grace
Perseverance of the Saints
Any religion whose adherents live their lives acting self-righteously patronizing while continuously paying lip service to the fact that they are still just as "totally depraved" as you has got to make you sick.
*and yes, all you Calvinists are just as self-deluded as the flat earth guy below this post. ;)